Friday, June 19, 2015

Top 5 Things I Hate to Step On

  1. Matchbox helicopters
  2. Cooked pasta on carpet
  3. Legos (I once read, "There are two types of pain. Pain and step-on-Legos-pain." True that.)
  4. My sunglasses
  5. Wet diapers that were not properly disposed of and instead are sitting on the floor next to my bed. Gooood morning.
Consider this my re-entry into blogging world. Really just another solid folding-the-laundry and doing-the-dishes and emptying-the-'little potty' procrastination tool. 

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Ford has a new watch!

It's wooden, and looks like a ladybug. 

7:25pm
Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom.
Yes, Ford. You need to go to sleep.
Let me see your watch.
OK. 
(Looks at my watch)
Time for Daddy to come home!

2:30am
Dad. Dad. Mom. Mom.
Yes, Ford. You need to go to sleep.
Let me see your watch.
OK.
Nope not light out! Not morning! Close the door!

7:00am 
Ford, what time is it?
Hmmmm (looking at watch), time to watch FOOTBALL!!